Most people won’t. But whatever.
The Monster energy drink has had a sugar-free flavor called Zero Ultra for a while now. It comes in a white can. Recently, they added Red and Blue versions of this.
I was looking at the Red can today, because it didn’t seem to actually say anywhere on it what the flavor of it was. Instead, I found this spiel:
May 2014 be the year that I can generate fund-age without skirting the infringement of any number of copyrights!